The underachiever and proud of it T-shirt that I got as a present when I was around 6 or 7. That got me banned from watching the Simpsons by my english teacher father. I used to have to watch it on the QT at my Grandads who had sky as he was not allowed to tape it for me anymore. Also around the same time we were going to the fairground in stafford for the antiques fair and my mum and dad we’re arguing.
And I piped up and said. “Remember as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice normal family” Dad’s never appreciated my wit.
And then there was Yodeling Elaine the Queen of the air who wore a Dollar sign medallion and she Had a tiny bubble of spittle Around her nostril and a Little rusty tear, for she had Lassoed and lost another Tipsy sailor